- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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