- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Knock Knock Come in.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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