DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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dat shoe shine tho

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What do I hate? people

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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