what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Check out page 4016 :)

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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