What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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