- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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