Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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I LIKE TRAINS

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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