little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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