- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

fish fishy caoimhin

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Lil Wayne

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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