knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

your a vagina says you, your a booby

7+5=12

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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