- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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