You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

The Morman Religion.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

James Patrick Campbell

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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