- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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