where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Logan's gay

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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