- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Justin Beiber

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