Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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