How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Replacement Referees

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* anti-punchline

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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