A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Bacon is delcious.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Knock Knock Go Away

Horse with a chair on his head.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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