Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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destiny

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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kushagra tyagi

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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