- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

meh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

That is so fetch

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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