- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Vote this down and get DOXED

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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