- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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