- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

This statement is false.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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