whos district champs not JM

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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hi

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Anti Joke

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