- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

L's I's that took Viagra.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Bark I'm a tree

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why was the gay guy sad?

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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