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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

It got hit by a rocket.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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