What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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Roses are red.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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