- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

whos district champs not JM

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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