- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

hey, my names mark.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

An Aisian failed a test

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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