- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What did the teacher do? He taught.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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