I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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Anti Joke

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