What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

black people

What do you call a black man? A person

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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