How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Skrillex.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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