- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

women's rights, lol

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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