why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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You have friends

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Nah

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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