are you gay does your mom know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Robin, Get in the Car

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What is cowboy say

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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