I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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