Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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A black student graduated High School

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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