- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Dance is a sport

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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