- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

A russian gives away vodka.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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