- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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