- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

save me from the nothing ive become

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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