A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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world peace

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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