- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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