this website even though its hilarious.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

dat shoe shine tho

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What's round and orangey? An orange.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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