Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

ever tried african food? they neither

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Women's rights

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...