why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Anti Joke

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