- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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