- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

just in time?

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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