- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

non poop

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

woman's rights

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

penis?

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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