What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Gingers.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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This is a joke.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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