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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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