- Anti Joke

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

An epileptic man attends a rave.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?