- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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