Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Please? No.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Ben Affleck

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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