I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Turkey Balls

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Robin, get in the car!

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Women's professional sports

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What does water smell like? water.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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