You know whats better than 24? 25

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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