- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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