- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Chuck Norris is dead......

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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