- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

i had sex.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

No, Trinidad.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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