What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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