- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What's white and gluey Glue

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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