- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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