- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

i like men but im not gay

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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