- Anti Joke

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Daniel is a fag

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"