- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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