A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

The Morman Religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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