- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

penis haha

Politics

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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