- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What did Delaware? A coat.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

whats brown and booky a book.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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