I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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