What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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