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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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