why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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