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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What's 9 + 10 19

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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