How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Female rights.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Mitt Romney

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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