Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Nuneaton..

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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CFL

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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kk

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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