- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What the hell are you doing?

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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