A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

I was watching Fox news.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

TIMMY

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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