- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Velcro. What a rip off.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Flowers are colors Love me

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