- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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