Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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-knock knock! -doors open

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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