A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Everybody will die

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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