- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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