- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Lil Wayne's rapping career

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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