- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

a black man did not eat chicken.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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